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southparkdigital: Watch it here: http://cart.mn/in_the_ghetto

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:06:16 -0400

Watch it here: http://cart.mn/in_the_ghetto

“We interrupt this program to bring you…Courage the Cowardly...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:03:44 -0400

“We interrupt this program to bring you…Courage the Cowardly Dog Show, starring Courage, the cowardly dog! Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bagge. But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere. It’s up to Courage to save his new home!”

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:02:56 -0400

hahafunnylol: Edgar Allan Po

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:02:32 -0400

hahafunnylol:

Edgar Allan Po

failnation: Star Wars EP. VIIhttp://failnation.tumblr.com

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:00:45 -0400

failnation:

Star Wars EP. VII
http://failnation.tumblr.com

mautoncman: American Dad - The 42-Year-Old Virgin

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:59:34 -0400

mautoncman:

American Dad - The 42-Year-Old Virgin

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:59:19 -0400

mautoncman: American Dad - Sergei Kruglov lays out his plans...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:00:41 -0400

mautoncman:

American Dad - Sergei Kruglov lays out his plans for revenge!

Maddie: its time to strip and make the bed.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:58:57 -0400

Maddie: its time to strip and make the bed.

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2: freedominwickedness: In medieval...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:57:40 -0400

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

freedominwickedness:

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

The Funniest Harry Potter Memes! OMG these are too good! #5 is...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:56:06 -0400

The Funniest Harry Potter Memes! OMG these are too good! #5 is too Funny! All Harry Potter fans should check these out:

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laughingsquid: The Konstruktor, A Build-Your-Own 35mm SLR...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:03:44 -0400

laughingsquid:

The Konstruktor, A Build-Your-Own 35mm SLR Camera

American Dad - Sergei Kruglov lays out his plans for revenge!

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:53:00 -0400

American Dad - Sergei Kruglov lays out his plans for revenge!

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:18:19 -0400

American Dad - The 42-Year-Old Virgin

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:16:00 -0400

American Dad - The 42-Year-Old Virgin

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